Only if they are animal print ballet flats

I don’t find many reasons to wear flats.

Some say driving requires the use of them, however I find heels the perfect driving shoes. Adjust the seat accordingly and pivot. You can’t pivot in flats!

I have found that exercising in high heels is rather dangerous. Also not allowed in the gym. For this reason I do own one pair of tennies and they are kept permenently in my gym bag.

Woes of all woes, I got my brand new dress pants back from the tailor and they were hemmed waaaay to short for my usual four inch heel. I could attempt a “kitten heel” but those just trip me up.

Lucky Magazine had the perfect answer for me, the anti-flat! One of their “if you could buy only one thing this spring” picks was snakeskin ballet flats! I love them! I started doing some searching and found a bunch of great options at all price ranges!! The animal print ones were super hot as well.

Looks like I will now own TWO pairs of flats (or maybe three or four at these prices…)

Guess has inspired me to buy a leather swimsuit

 The Guess ads are always so sexy. I am inspired everytime I see one. I also start wishing I did my crunches everyday like I had planned.

This ad is supposed to sell us the handbag. Not bad. I prefer clutches myself. I have found that no matter how big my purse is I WILL fill it up. So I have stopped using large ones in an effort to not try to carry ALL of my belongings with me everywhere I go.

So I probably won’t buy the handbag. BUT a leather-looking swimsuit? I need to have one! It looks great with the chain jewelry. It’ll be hot and sticky but that will only make my cleavage even more glistening. Plus I will stand out amongst all the pretty-cute girls in their floral boyshort swimwear, and rock some serious sex appeal. Now I just need to start working on that tan…

 

Bombshell Lingerie has informed me that they will start stocking leather bikinis in the near future. Leave a comment if anyone is interested.